Story Synopsis
Explore the future with this is a satirical tall tale set in your new favorite parallel reality, the Land of Bingo!
Carrying the DNA of the species that was long overdue for an evolutionary quantum leap, we find Buck Steelpipe, a big game and gold mine hunting gambling juggling fisherman with all his lines in the water and all his ball in the air at all times executing a dastardly plot against a wild and wonderful charismatic mermaid.
Having plotted and schemed for months to promoting his plan to rid The Land of Bingo of the threat of change posed by by tossing her overboard from the deck of his Yatch in the dead of night, he was in the mood to celebrate the triumph of his mind over her matter
Predictably slithering to his own lowest common denominator he promptly sets about savagely betraying his faithful, albeit not too proactive best friend Toronto.
Never one to let a potential vulnerability go unexploited Buck Steelpipe is discovered plying our fairest of the fair with a wacky backy spliff and a super potent cocktail that tastes like punch. Rosie Applecheeks, Toronoto’s fiance, wracked with fear over the disappearance of her beloved cousin Phibby Amo had had her first ever fight with Tornoto. Being a remarkably sensitive gentleman Toronto had decided to give her some space. Leave it to Buck Steelpipe to step into the same space to abuse the fundamental tenements of friendship and common decency in one fell swoop.
Toronto who had both lost and regained his sight as a result of a freak accidents remained blind when it came to Buck Steelpipe Toronto. That evening his eyes were not only working but opened to the fact that Buck Steelpipes’s charater sat on the San Andresses fault line. Toronot passed over his first inclination to kill him with his bare hands and decided to send him off to sea with in a less than seaworthy craft, letting the fates blow him in the direction of his true destiny.
Stranded on The Isle of Honilee with his with the one mermaid he has always had a love/hate relationship, his nemesis, Philomena Calliope Amorpatrise, (AKA Phibby Amo, a committed disciple of the phantasmagorical Kundalini Queenie) Buck has the opportunity to become dramatically transformed. The situation is however exceedingly dicey, as he doesn’t know if she knows or remembers that he is the one responsible for her being stranded on the deserted Isle of Honilee in the first place.
Can this most unlikely Bingonian pair learn to unlock the secret pathways to the exchange? Will they share The Other Orgasm? What is The Other Orgasm? Can people have them—or is this just something that happens to Mermaids and Wowboys on deserted islands in mythical far away lands. To discover the answer to that question sign on for the wildest ride of your lifetime…